the warri neighbor

I went on holiday to warri, my cousin lives there and based on the gist have heard about warri ,I was so excited to visit the great waffi people's land and the main pidgin land Where pidgin English is spoken with swag and style. 
           My cousin had a very funny neighbor who would wake up very early in the morning humming Delta songs and after that he will Pray and report every one who had offended him many years ago,months ago,weeks ago and even the previous day to God and his children and wife kept shouting a resounding Amen to his prayers.,my cousin said she once heard her name in his prayer report to God and her offense was that she didn't greet him. His wife too would pray and report to God also,his children most times didn't have any one to report to God most times but on this particular day, one of the man's kids decided to report those who have offended him to God,he started thus, Oh Lord Jacob beat me for school Yesterday, o Lord May you beat am too" the whole family shouted Amen " o Lord my teacher konk (knock) me for head and e pain me well well o Lord as the teacher konk me make agbero beat am well well" the whole family shouted Amen! "O Lord Na my papa I wan report he no gree give me money for PTA but I see am dey buy suya for aunty Eli, o Lord make aunty Eli purge and purge and May papa repent in Jes........ before he could finish the mother was already fighting the father and the father was after the son too.....

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